freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

Can I institue a policy wherein if you are more than two generations away from actually being Scottish, you must limit your social media-ing to one post (unless you’re an economist or a political analyst or something)? And that one post can’t reference whiskey, bagpipes, kilts or haggis. Or Braveheart

Come on, fellow Americans. This is not. about. you.

Does anyone speak Korean?

Do I know anyone on here who speaks Korean who could translate a short letter for me? I’m doing a case study on an ELL student for school and I need to send home a cover letter / permission slip with the students I want to work with. I have the letters in English and Spanish but one child I want to work with is from a Korean household and her teacher says her mom doesn’t speak a whole lot of English and I really want to avoid just throwing it in Google translate and hoping for the best…. Can anyone help?

New and improved office, new and improved cube.

New and improved office, new and improved cube.

This November, I Would Love to Perform Stand Up In Your House

thechrisgethardshow:

This November Will Be House Show November. This November, I want to come perform stand up comedy for free in your house.

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Does anyone in Boston or NY or NJ or CT or where ever want a bunch of comedians in their living room? (And also maybe an Emma sleeping on their couch for a couple days?) This is so cool.

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

We clean up well. @thegrossinger

We clean up well. @thegrossinger

If I were to say, “that iPhone alarm that sounds like skeletons,” would you know what I meant?