01 2 / 2012

I don’t know if this is a pizza topping I’m not aware of, or if people are now in the habit of eating Rabbis. 
But secretly, I hope Pizza Regina has a little Rabbi in their kitchen, blessing pizzas for $2.50.

I don’t know if this is a pizza topping I’m not aware of, or if people are now in the habit of eating Rabbis. 

But secretly, I hope Pizza Regina has a little Rabbi in their kitchen, blessing pizzas for $2.50.

01 2 / 2012

stfuconservatives:

ATTENTION, NORTH CAROLINA READERS! (NORTH CAROLINIANS???)

heavyheartedlove submitted: “The Republican party managed to sneak in a real policy-changer for the Primary election (when few registered Democrats will think to vote, since we have our candidate already).

“It will make marriage officially between a man and a woman in our state constitution, making all civil unions and domestic partnerships void, regardless of sexual orientation. It will also make a marriage equality change very difficult.

“VOTE NO, NC.”

We are officially considered a swing state; there’s an excellent chance we’ll defeat this bill if enough people are made aware it exists. Come vote, North Carolina followers! I’ve already asked for an absentee ballot

(via thebroadwaybaby)

01 2 / 2012

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: A NYC subway busker performs the hell out of Adele’s “Someone Like You.”

[refinery29 / thanks anon!]

Guy I hear singing weird echo-y karaoke every day at Government Center: Take note.

(Listening Note: The first minute is okay, but once he gets going on the drum around 1:05, he absolutely kills it.)

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30 1 / 2012

The Only Thing I Miss About the South is Sweet Tea.

So I bought some of this today: 

And at first I was like this:

And then I did this:

But then I was like this:

And this:

And now I’m like this:

Just. Boston. C’mon now. It’s tea. It’s not brain surgery. If Gastonia, NC can manage it, you surely can. There must be decent sweet tea somewhere that isn’t McDonalds and isn’t located all the way out in Porter Square, I just haven’t managed to find it in the last three years.

…Can we get someone on this tea problem? 

30 1 / 2012

xgames:

Mr. Perfect. Shaun White with the SuperPipe five-peat and the first ever 100.00 score! 
Here is a look.

Shaun White/ginger joke: Shaun White gets so much more air because he doesn’t have a soul to weigh him down.
Seriously though, I know this guy gets shit for “selling out” and being over competitive and building his own mountain or whatever, but y’all. When you’re getting perfect scores, have a trick only 1 other person can do and another trick only you can do, and are a pro in two sports, I don’t think it really matters.

xgames:

Mr. Perfect. Shaun White with the SuperPipe five-peat and the first ever 100.00 score! 

Here is a look.

Shaun White/ginger joke: Shaun White gets so much more air because he doesn’t have a soul to weigh him down.

Seriously though, I know this guy gets shit for “selling out” and being over competitive and building his own mountain or whatever, but y’all. When you’re getting perfect scores, have a trick only 1 other person can do and another trick only you can do, and are a pro in two sports, I don’t think it really matters.

30 1 / 2012

thedailywhat:

Hapi Berth Dey of the Day: Luke Barats has come up with a clever way of circumventing the oft-unrealized, but very real copyright protection of a certain common celebratory anthem.

[tastefullyoff.]

Barats (and Bereta) amuse me entirely too much. 

Also, restaurants should just sing this song instead of the weird birthday songs they usually have.

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28 1 / 2012

popculturebrain:

Terry Jones will direct the reteam which is pitched as a “sci-fi farce combining CGI and live action.”

REALLY?! WHAT?! AHHHHHH.

27 1 / 2012

youvegotbeauty:

CREW DRAFT. HAPPY FRIDAY. May the odds be ever in Speechless’s favor! (Taken with instagram)

Blerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
That was the sound of the end of these 15 hours of crewing. I am the extremely dejected/crippled/exhausted looking person in plaid. Common Agenda crew, you better be proud of how hard I fought for y’all.

youvegotbeauty:

CREW DRAFT. HAPPY FRIDAY. May the odds be ever in Speechless’s favor! (Taken with instagram)

Blerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

That was the sound of the end of these 15 hours of crewing. I am the extremely dejected/crippled/exhausted looking person in plaid. Common Agenda crew, you better be proud of how hard I fought for y’all.

27 1 / 2012

nijuukoo:

nyurt:

steviemcfly:

theblairbetch:

why did this make me laugh so hard.

I’ve seen a lot of these before, but I scrolled down and saw MORK and died.

——-MERSHED PERDERDER

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING.

HAHAHAHA, SPOGOOTER. Also, TARDERTOOT. AND MERSHED PERDERDER. 
Okay, all of them.

nijuukoo:

nyurt:

steviemcfly:

theblairbetch:

why did this make me laugh so hard.

I’ve seen a lot of these before, but I scrolled down and saw MORK and died.

——-MERSHED PERDERDER

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING.

HAHAHAHA, SPOGOOTER. Also, TARDERTOOT. AND MERSHED PERDERDER. 

Okay, all of them.

(Source: kaaattttttttt, via boylston)

26 1 / 2012

Have I mentioned I’m directing an episode of Die Laughing for #KBW?

I’m hesitant to post it everywhere, ‘cause it’s KB and he’s notorious for changing his mind.

But I’m a little excited.

And by that I mean psyched out of my mind.